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Jessamyn Trades Me Decoupage Tape Box for Faux Fur Painting

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Jessamyn and the Faux Fur Painting: An Item in bARTer Sauce
Jessamyn and the Faux Fur Painting: An Item in bARTer Sauce
Jessamyn and the Faux Fur Painting: An Item in bARTer Sauce
Jessamyn and the Faux Fur Painting: An Item in bARTer Sauce
Jessamyn and the Faux Fur Painting: An Item in bARTer Sauce
Jessamyn and the Faux Fur Painting: An Item in bARTer Sauce

Jessamyn was subjected to the normal "interview" questions. God bless her.

Q: What was the last thing you bought at a garage sale?
A: A jean vest with sweater sleeves sewn in, brand name "Don't mess with Texas".

Q: Where did you get the Liberace tape?

A: The Value Village

Q: Do you eat doughnuts because you like them - or just because they are there?

A: Both; I will take any reason to eat donuts

Q: Do you have a bike? If so, what kind?

A: Purple.

Q: Have you ever played Settlers of Catan? If so, on a scale of 1-10, how awesome do you think it is?

A: No

(NOTE FROM THE SAUCE: Jessamyn declined to answer the question about how cool she thinks Settlers of Catan is. I'm assuming that is because she really, really likes it but is also insecure in her womanhood so she doesn't want you to think she is a nerd. That is my assumption. And that is all I can go on since she declined to answer the question.)

Q: Do you have a thing about socks?

A: YES! They are my favorite thing after donuts!

Q: Do you ever wear white socks?

A: Never!

(NOTE FROM THE SAUCE: Good girl)

Q: When do you think the last time was that your mom did your laundry?

A: About 10 yrs

Q: Have you ever pickled anything?

A: Braiiiins! Bwahaha! erm, no. Don't think so.