Q. How many episodes of Top Model have you watched in a row?
Q. Did you know that there is sort of a plot in the show Jersey Shore that only comes out when you watch it on pain killers?
A. Only because I read your Facebook posts.
Q. What inspired you to make the House Hat?
A. It is my second house hat; the first was created as part of a wicked witch of the East costume. There are just so many occasions that call for a house hat that I decided to make another one.
Q. How did you celebrate St.Patrick's Day?
A. Eating corned beef and cabbage with my family!
Q. Have you ever injured your back or neck?
A. Yes. It hurt.
Q. What's the next thing you are thinking about trading to The Sauce?
A. A lost-and-found painting and a slide of Mr. "Krispy".
Q. Have you ever regurgitated on someone's face? (That's a line from America's Next Top Model)
A. That's disgusting.
Q. Can you tell what I'm watching right now?
A. Does it involve Sm-eyes?