As in normally the case, I subjected Kevin to several of my "interview" questions.
Q: If you heard that sometimes people go into a room heated to 105 degrees and 40% humidity and do 90 minutes of yoga, what would you say?
A: No thank you. My aerobics class at the YMCA is plenty for me. No need for additional torture.
Q: What kind of potatoes are your favorite?
A: Baby red potatoes, although I thought purple potatoes were cool when I tried them.
Q: Do you like cats?
A: YES, my wife and I have several. They are much better than having kids.
Q: If you were a smurf, how many apples high would you be?
A: I dunno - two perhaps?
Q: What would it take to get you to try stand up comedy sober?
A: Get out the green folding money and let's find out :)
Q: What is your greatest fear?
Q: Please measure your right foot in inches and include the measurement here:
A: Right at 10 inches, but I can sometimes wear a 9.5 or a 10.5 size shoe depending on the manufacturer
Q: What's your favorite fruit and why?
A: Strawberries, because they taste so good, especially with sugar sprinkled on top