I forced Kimberly - as I do all Sauce Traders - to answer a bunch of meaningless, weird and sometimes insulting questions.
Here are Kimberly's answers:
Q: How did you hear about bARTer Sauce?
A: I think it was on etsy.com, though I'm not sure ... it may have been on swap-bot.com. [Note from The Sauce: The Sauce LOVES Swap-Bot. You sign up for swaps - and then you trade with people through the mail. It's awesome if you love gettin' presents in the mail.]
Q: When was the last time you kissed someone for the first time?
A: Do you mean romantic kissing? That would be a long time ago, I've been married a long time - boring...
Q: Do you like toast or bread?
A: Definitely toast! I have to eat gluten and dairy free so the only way that stuff tastes good is toasted ... or at least I have to be toasted ...
Q:How many pairs of pants do you own? (No, capris don't count)
A: Uhmm, so I'm wearing capris right now, does that mean I'm not wearing anything? That is a hard question, without actually going and counting all the pants, I have a lot of jeans, I would guess more than 10 less than 20.
Q: Do you have any skinny jeans? If yes, why?
A: Nope. I leave those for the kids. (No, I'm really not that old. Wait ... is 43 old, probably.)
Q: Do you have an accent?
A: Does a midwestern accent count? For the life of me I cannot say awwnt (aunt) for aaaaant(aunt)! I grew up in Michigan but now live in Massachusetts. I do say soda and sneakers now though.
Q: What attracted you to the unicorn poster?
A: I saw your website for the first time last night, and that poster was the first thing I read about. I'm not sure why I have to have it, I just do. There is a certain charm to it. The back story, the ridiculous title and the reaction to it is so hilarious. I fell asleep laughing and woke up laughing. I have a weird sense of humor.
Q: Where are you going to hang the unicorn poster? Why?
A: In my art studio. Because as strange as it is, I like it.
I can only hope that's what people say about me sometimes, "As strange as it is, I like it." If you like Kimberly, get to know her better by visiting her fine art website or her blog.
Rock.
