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Nik Trades me Bad Kid Painting and Naked Men for Armless Anatomically Correct Bunny Rabbit and Empire Carpet Man Bobblehead Doll

Traded With: 
Nik & Shameless self promotion. I like it.

Nik has done so many trades that we've sort of become one of those old married couple that you see sitting silently together in a restaurant.

We've basically got nothing left to say to each other -- or you.

For this trade, I made Nik write a song about bARTer Sauce: 

When I can't throw it away
When the wife says it has to go
When I'm convinced it's possessed
and it creeps out even (Edgar Allan) Poe
To the basement of Bartersauce and away
To be given new homes
To the unsuspecting
crazy and alone
Trade that item,
get it gone
Get it remixed
and sing this song:
Abra cadabra, hubba bubba
jub jub dub dubya
Object - be the object
of another's obsession
cause trading it to the 'Sauce
gets you something in this recession
be it large
be it small
be it horrible
summer or fall
the Sauce is here for you
Nothing to pay (but shipping)
24 hours /seven days a week
trade something today!