Submitted by rosalie on Fri, 12/31/2010 - 00:00
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Traded With:
valafar 
Victor was subjected to my "interview" questions - as are all Sauce traders. He answered them like a perfect gentleman.
Q: How long is your beard?
A: My beard is very short. I'm not the hairy type you know...
Q: If you answered the first question by saying "I have no beard" - when did you shave it off?
A: I usually shave once per week XD...
Q: If you answered the second question by saying "I never had any beard" - tell me why you are lying.
A: It's been all truth all the way here...
Q: Now that we have this whole beard mess straightened out - tell me this: When I say the words "Hello Kitty" what image immediately pops into your head?
A: That little white/pink tender cute cat we all know...
Q: Measure the circumference of your butt and enter the number in inches here: ________.
A: 666 inches.
Q: What is the weirdest thing you ever attempted to cook?
A: Barnacles (here, in México, these things are quite rare).
Q: What was your favorite childhood toy?
A: A double dragon tiger electronics LCD game.
Q: When did you first realize there was no Santa?
A: I think...that when I was 4-5 years...I told my dad: "IT IS YOU!! I KNEW IT!!!"
